Q. What do elephants wear when they go swimming?
A. Trunks!

Q. What does a turtle build in a storm?
A. A shell-ter!

Q. What do fish put on their floors?
A. Carp-et!

Q. What made the fish so good a playing piona?
A. His scales!

Q. What's a sheep's favourite type of music?
A. The 12 baa blues!

Q. What did the boot say when the fly got in its way?
A. Shoe!

Q. Why did the kangaroo win a gold medal for gymnastics?
A. Because he had a great roo-tine?

Q. What's a cow's favourite muscule?
A. His calf!

Q. How does a lion keep his fur looking good?
A. With mane-tenance!

Q. What do Chinese do to light a fire?
A. Chop sticks!